short guy syndrome
a short male who buys an oversized truck, works out to become as buff as possible, buys a very masculine large dog such as a boxer or pitbul, in order to make up for how tiny his d-ck is and how short he is.
wow, such a nice monster truck… the man who owns it must suffer from short guy syndrome. i feel so bad for the poor little man.):
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