Short-Haired Porcupine


when a girl’s hair down there stratches a clean-shaven guy’s face, when he eats her out, the same way a guy’s stubble would ussually stratch her part.

can also be known as an itchy beaver, though that also has seperate meanings.
gah! you’re like a short-haired porcupine down there. my face feels like it is being scratched by wire.

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