short-pour
1.) noun: the unconscionable result when a stingy bartender withholds egregiously on portion size in dispensing your overpriced libation.
2.) verb: to dispense an alcoholic beverage in a shamefully parsimonious fashion.
“well, i bet they wouldn’t have served fabio no freakin’ short-pour!”
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