Short Stalk
that thing you do when you catch a glimpse of someone attractive/intriguing and then casually following them around the store or mall until they leave.
angie: “where did susan go?”
mich-lle: “she’s short stalking that cute guy we saw when we p-ssed the ae store.”
angie: “not again. at least we know she won’t be going anywhere with him.”
denise: “omg! see that old thirtysomething married dude three rows over?”
nan: “yeah, why?”
denise: he has been short stalking you ever since we came in the store!”
nan: “f-ck! now we have to bounce before i get that those pumps i wanted.”
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