shortcat
when your cat is randomly walking all over your keyboard and finds keyboard shortcuts you never even knew existed.
the cat deleted some files on my desktop today just sitting on the keyboard! what a shortcat!
longcat’s evil twin brother. usually found hiding in the small-sized fry wrappers at places such as mcdonalds.
now for my fr… omgzors!!11!!1 shortcat is in my frizors!!11!!!1!!!one
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