Shorti MeatBall


1) the 2nd smallest submarine/hoagie sandwich size (6 inch roll) sold at wawa convenience stores, preceded by the junior ( 4 inch), and followed by the cl-ssic (10 inch) and 2-footer.

2) a female/girl/woman of less than average height, who is very curvaceous.
-guy #1- man, “tiffany” is my shorti meatball. i mean, i’m usually not into chicks under 5-3, but d-mn! her b-tt and b–bs belong on a girl at least 6 inches taller…

-guy #2- got that right…

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