Shortplank
derogatory term for a skateboarder. refers to behaviour which is stupid, immature, jockish or inconsiderate, as popularized in the ‘jack-ss’ tv series and movies.
skateboarders ride on a short plank of wood and “thick as two short planks” is a well known term for a moron.
“putting that shopping cart in front of my car was really smart shortplank.”
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