Shortstop

up the skirt, undies still on. if this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. often resulting in blue b-lls. stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the geneva convention of 1946.

see also first and a half base.
i thought i was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as i was about to give her the shocker she stopped me at shortstop. so i had to go home and play with my trogdor.
1. a fool, a coward or an easily deceived person.

2. to suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.

3. a short person.
dont shortstop me cause you don’t wanna see me succeed.
related to s-x and baseball. first base, second base, third base, a homerun being s-xual intercourse.
a “short stop” is a an unfinished bl-wj-b.
“she always does short stops, never
finishes.”
“yea but that one time, he fell asleep.”
in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. so, in fooling around, shortstop is being m-st-rb-t-d by or masturbating your partner, as that’s between feeling up and oral s-x.
margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt.
halfway between 2nd (feeling up) and 3rd (oral). involves the hand on the genitals. is very frustrating if this is as far as you get, seeing as it results in blue b-lls.
d-mn, dude. im so mad. i only got to shortstop last night. i had b-lls bluer than a naked eskimo.
to use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before p-ssing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor.
man, every time i ask mark to p-ss the salt, he f-cking shortstops it and uses it first, whether he needs it or not.
street terminology for a hustler or a player.
i’m looking for a local shortstop to score some _____. where can i find one?

(usually is said to someone already involved in whatever ____ is.)