shot in the dark
a phrase used to describe a random guess, sometimes -ssociated with a certain south african sprinter.
i didn’t know the answer to the question so i took a wild shot in the dark, oscar pistorius style.
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to take a somewhat random chance at something; a hopeful attempt
“hey, shot in the dark here… you want to do something sometime?”
occurs when peeing late at night or early in the morning, (usually accompanied by an unfortunate b-n-r) when the pee-er fails to turn on the light due to sleepiness – leading the pee-er to urinate in the darkness and get p-ss all over the floor.
common responses include “f-ck it” under the pee-ers’ breath, but responses never include cleaning the stray urine off the floor. (sometimes leaving the mother to clean it)
mom – john, did you pee on the floor?
john – sorry, i took a shot in the dark
mom – f-ck it
while mastrubating at night when your significant other is sleeping, you climax into their open, unsuspecting mouth.
mike, you and jane were doing great! why’d you break up?
i got drunk and gave her a shot in the dark.
was it worth it?
totally.
a shot of espresso dropped in a cup of brewed coffee.
when i go into severe caffeine withdrawal, a shot in the dark will straighten me right out.
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