Shotgun Poop


a bathroom experience where p–p exits at highspeed out of the -n-s resulting in a big splash of p–p all around the toilet bowl almost like a shotgun blast after hitting mr. hankey the christmas poo. most common with spicy foods. may look like you shot mr. hankey with a 12 gauge.
the toilet had a hard time digesting that shotgun p–p after i blasted it

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