Shotgun selfie
to enact suicide, through the act of shooting oneself.
jacob: i’m pretty sure the prevelance of the selfie emobides everything wrong with generation tumblr.
steve: well you know what they say jake, if you can’t beat em’, join em’ -pouts and photographs himself-
jacob: i don’t care if it’s ironic, if i see one more person upload one i might just take a selfie, a f-cking shotgun selfie.
steve: real edgy, jake.
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