shotgun shitun shit
also bucksh-t
a violent blast of diarrhea; more specifically, the crime scene left behind by a squatter in a public stall that resembles the outcome of him/her loading a t-rd into a shotgun and blasting the wall.
the worst part about cleaning up after the party was the ladie’s restroom… shotgun sh-t everywhere!
when gas builds up in your -ss and you have to sh-t, when you go to take the sh-t, you sit down on the toilet seat and the gas that was built up in your -ss shoots the sh-t all over the toilet.
oh f-ck, i couldn’t make it to the toilet so i shotgun sh-ted all over the back wall.
fecal matter erupting from the -n-s at a high rate of speed it does not give the person a chance to be fully covering the toilet. it erupts onto nearby objects resembling a shotgun emitted fecal matter buckshot sprayed the area. this condition maybe be confused diarrhea but the velocity and coverage of the fecal matter it differs and is often very messy and leaves the restroom attendant in despair.
that mexican food gave me the shotgun sh-ts
when a piece of sh-t gets forced out of your -ss by a powerful fart. usually resulting in splash-back
“d-mn it i did a shot-gun sh-t”
when you fart in a rapid fashion, blowing very small particles of feces in, and around the toilet bowl.
my stomach was so upset, that i sat down on the toilet and had a shotgun sh-t, which nearly blew the bowl apart.
when u have to take a dump so m-ssvly large u force it through but you force to hard and it comes ramming out like a bull, it cuts your -ss up and it hurts like h-ll, it is also a mess to clean up
my b-tt hurts so much because of that shotgun sh-t i took last night
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