Shotgun Spread
if a man is urinating under normal circ-mstances the urine leaves in a straight line, which makes it very easy to aim. however it can happen, after rough nights, that this flow is not a perfect line but rather a shotgun spread, meaning the flow goes everywhere but the intended target area.
“sorry it took me so long on the bathroom. i had to clean up after i enjoyed a shotgun spread.”
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