Shotgun’s Lap
if someone has beaten you in saying “shotgun” for the drivers seat, you can say this, meaning that you can sit on the shotgun’s lap.(unless the person likes to have other people sit on their lap((freak!)) then thy should get up)
from rvb
simmons: shotgun!
griff:{only seconds behind} shotgun….f-ck!
donut: shotgun’s lap!
simmons: f-ck!
shotgun slap is when you steal something off someone who says i call shotgun.
driver: lets go for a ride
p-ssenger1: i call shotgun
p-ssenger2: shotgun slap
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