Shotsky


a c-cktail of reasonable strength, made up of two tequila and two vodka shots. usually served with ice and a tooth pick. also known to its detractors as “the red terror”. the drink is especially despised by the counter-revolutionary sambuca, staropramen and carling drinkers, who are known collectively as the bukharinists and stalinists.
e.g. 1. “oi mate, i got us a couple of tequilas.”

“why don’t you stop being a menshevik?”

“you what?”

“put some vodka in it and let’s have a shotsky.”

e.g. “i’m feeling extra socialist tonight, shotskies for everyone!”

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