shoulda coulda oiled
an expression used in situations where one could have avoided a poor, destructive, or unpleasant decision by smoking hash oil instead. kind of like the v8 commercials, except replace v8 with oil.
guy 1: i got drunk and totaled my car last night. i feel like such an idiot.
guy 2: shoulda coulda oiled.
guy 1: man, yesterday sucked. i had to meet jenny’s parents and they totally hated me.
guy 2: shoulda coulda oiled.
guy 1: i can’t believe bob overdosed on heroin. he had his whole life ahead of him.
guy 2: shoulda coulda oiled.
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