Shoulder Rape
when a person inconspicuously sneeks up on you and gropes your shoulder in a s-xual movement yelling “shoulder rape”. much like wenis, knee and b-tt rape.
josh: -rapes katies shoulder”
katie: oh lawd! you just raped my shoulder
josh: muahaha (i love shoulder rape)
1: when someone comes up to another person and grips the “victim” ‘s shoulder. can either move the hand or keep it in the same position, but the exclamation “shoulder rape~” must be shouted for it to be true shoulder rape.
2: the exclamation used when the above occurs.
1: denton: -sneaks up on unsuspecting kevin- -grips shoulder- “shoulder rape~”
kevin: “aaaargh~”
(but we all know that everyone loves shoulder rape ;d)
2: “hey, shut up or i’ll shoulder rape you!”
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