Shovel Buddy
a close friend who, in the event of your death, will remove any and all embar-ssing personal items from your home you do not wish family to see. i.e. p-rnography, s-x toys or drug paraphernalia. the shovel buddy is allowed to keep or destroy these items and is ideally alerted by a loud horn.
-created by steve morrison of the preston and steve show on 93.3 wmmr (podcast 6-21-07)
steve told preston, his shovel buddy, where he hid his p-rn so that if he died he could remove it from his house.
the only person that knows where you stash your p-rn, drugs or s-xtoys, with the specific function of relocating/destroying the materials when you die before gets discovered by your family and other friends.
“ron jeremy needs a shovel-buddy.”
“i sure hope my shovel-buddy remembers where i put this”
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