Shovel Dick
an awful drawing of a p-n-s
“dude what are you drawing on jason?”
“i’m drawing a huge d-ck!”
“man that looks more like a shovel d-ck.”
the english translation for para la pinga….meaning go to h-ll…or f-ck
the other day i stubbed my toe and screamed..agghh shovel d-ck.
the act of placing a shovel handle between one’s legs to mimick a p-n-s.
exhausted from packing an entire landing under the influence of pineapple 4loko, the innebriated sasquatch whipped out the old shoveld-ck for some comic relief at the trails.
when you pull out of a girls -ss and you have sh-t caked on you foreskin, you are said to have a bad case of shovel d-ck. this is because your d-ck now looks like a shovel after you’ve been digging a whole with it.
mark had shovel d-ck after a night out with his mother.
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