shovel face
an extremely ugly girl who’s facial features closely resemble that of a shovel. generally anyone who hooks up with a shovel face is shunned by society and, in effect, becomes a shovel face themselves.
every weekend dan trys his best to hook up with “shovel face”
when someone has the facial appearance of having been hit, full-force in the face by a shovel, therby making them a “shovelface” the person then has a very flat face, normally they are hideously ugly.
“ugh! she has a b-tch of a shovelface!”
a nasty b-tch who got hit in the face with a shovel when she was younger. most likely will sleep with anything,including her boyfriends friends, and may cause projectile vomitting. most likely gets picked on and beat up due to her facial deformity. excretes and excessive amount of gak.
“shovel face tried to get with him and he puked all over her!”
“i really like her guys but that nose man that nose!”
a person who has grostesque facial attributes, resembling that of what a shovel would have. someone who posseses a face that appears to have been struck repeatedly with a shovel.
tori spelling and rachel ray have shovel faces.
a girl who looks like an elephant’s -ss taking a huge dump.
that girl is a shovelface, i can’t stand to look at her.
noun: {shove-el-face}
1. similar to b-tterface, a normally attractive looking woman who has the unfortunate facial features from being hit with a shovel. also known as the apperance of a womans face being formed from a shovel-like mold
“wow that lady has quite the badonkadonk! alas she is also a shovelface.”
an extremely ugly “woman” that stalks and then surprises her prey with her presence; often considered to be a myth. the resulting shock is summed up in the word “shovel-face.”
a mythological beast of unsurp-ssed ugliness. it stalks young attractive men, or men that have offended it somehow, and surprises the prey hoping to incapacitate the victim so it may carry him away to its underground lair to have its unholy way with him.
it is believed to be the offspring of medusa the gorgon and d-ck cheney. though its stare does not turn men to stone and kill them, they certainly wish that were the case.
shovel-face: hey michael. (appearing at michael’s door unexpected)
michael: ahhh, shovel-face! she does exist.
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