Shovel Hater
one who dislikes innovation. one who was against the first invention or idea of something that was later considered commonplace. unwilling to change because of tradition or convention.
phil: “guys don’t listen to jim, shovels are a terrible idea. if we just use our hands we can save our resources to do something else and be more efficient.”
-later-
steve: “ugh phil is so stupid! using our hands blows!”
rob: “yea, i know; hes such a shovel hater.”
“why would i get an iphone when i have a perfectly good nokia phone right here.”-shovel hater
“the sun obviously revolves around the earth”- shovel hater
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