Show and Smell
when using a stall in a public restroom to take an extremely unpleasant sh-t, wiping yourself and then offering the used toilet paper to the person in the stall next to you as evidence of your foul deed.
mike – hey man, can i borrow some toilet paper, my stall is empty?
todd – sure, here you go.
mike – all finished with it you can have it back now.
todd – omg, that is f-cking disgusting, what died in your -ss?
mike – i know, that’s why i had to show and smell.
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