Show ’em my toolbox


this is a phrase that means for a male to show off his genitalia to another person(s). usually, this is done in a non-threatening way; possibly even verging on a friendly way.
my boss was having a rough day, so to brighten him up a bit i asked if he would like me to show ’em my toolbox.

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