Show Kitchen
very common in older urban areas on the east coast, the main kitchen being only “for show” with the latest appliances and generally showing off the good dishes – on the ground floor, all real cooking and eating occurs in the downstairs kitchen generally in the bas-m-nt where there is generally a pantry with nuclear holocaust capacity.
i can’t believe grandma served cake and coffee in the show kitchen! she must be trying to impress mrs. romanelli from 9th avenue.
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