show muse


at a rock show, the audience member with whom the lead singer establishes and maintains eye contact. the singer sings all of his/her songs to that one audience member. causes for this behavior include:

– attraction
– performance anxiety
– a desire for a personal connection with an otherwise disinterested crowd.

the show muse may experience swoony feelings of love, or an awkward responsibility that prevents him or her from leaving to get a drink or to pee.
sandy: “how was the show last night?”

kate: “it was fine, but i had to pee so bad for the entire show.”

sandy: “why the h-ll didn’t you just go to the bathroom?”

kate: “i was the show muse. couldn’t leave. the singer looked terrified.”

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