show stopper

a person who looks so good that they could “stop a show” in a sense. when they walk into a room, all eyez are on them and every stops to check them out.
my friend thinks she’s a show stopper cuz of her pretty face and big hips
one in the pink, three in the stink.
f-ck the shocker…it’s all about the showstopper!
first there was the shocker. (2 in pink. 1 in stink)
then there was the spocker. (vulcan perve pinch)

but ultimately it has come to an end with the “show stopper”.

similer to the other two, the ‘show stopper’ is a s-xual maneuver made on the female of the h-m- sapien sapien species by either a male or female of the same species (or possibly other primate). the maneuver is executed by the giver placing his/her index finger into the receiver’s v-g-n- and the other three fingers of that hand (middle, ring and pinky) into their -n-s. the end result, to say the least, makes the fat lady sing.
“the “shocker” was pleasant, and the “spocker” nearly got me there… but the ‘show stopper” was the end-all be-all of manual simultaneous v-g-n-l/-n-l stimulation. let’s just say that it ‘closed the curtains’ on my night. that is… after the encore” christa s.

“‘r-ct-m? i hardly knew ’em!” paul h.

“a word of advice… don’t forget to clean very well under you fingernails before eating a tuna sanwich.” the guy.

“it is only one finger from -n-l fisting.. and that’s a good thing.” bill n.
one who is so good, he will stop you on your tracks
move the showstopper has arrived
a top of the line woman. most beautiful of most beautiful. g-d’s gift to man. (this term can not be lightly thrown around)
wow, look at her, she is a show stopper.
a woman so hot she can stop a show wherever she goes. and this means worldwide. no matter what state, country, town, place she will be the center of attention wherever she is due to her looks.

as in all males automatically stop and stare or raise h-ll when they see her.

she can be in a room of 100 other women and be the stand out one.

she will not have to pay for anything. males will offer wherever she goes. males will be kicked out of public places due to her prescense.

she will be given special treatment and showered with endless compliments that she soon tires of.

a guy can see her face once and then remember it years later because her looks made such an impact.

head officials, politicians, teachers, princ-p-ls at her own school will all hit on her. forget the regular people.

she will most likely be well off at an early age due to the huge outpowering of support from males either due to her awesome personality or looks.
she was a real show stopper, all eyes were always on her when she entered a room or any arena.

she has it all, she’s a show stopper.
showstopper(verb): the process by which an entire fist enters the v-g-n- for pleasure. may also be used for -n-l pleasure. in order of least resistance to higher resistance, teaser, pleaser, shocker, spocker, showstopper.
my buddy skipped over the shocker and went straight for the kill, the showstopper!

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