showbroke
when you’ve been bingeing out on a show on netflix for awhile, and you run out of episodes left to watch, and you get that lame feeling of “d-mn, i don’t wanna watch any of that other cr-p! what the h-ll am i gonna do now?” this feeling is called being showbroke.
(don’t worry, you’ll find something else, i promise)
when i finished the last episode of orange is the new black on netflix, i couldn’t even think of watching anything else, it was like my life was crumbling under a huge wave of depression, i was completely showbroken… so, left with no more episodes to watch, i suddenly realized that i now had to actually get up out of bed, and put some clothes on, and go back to that thing that we all do, and have to deal with everyday… what’s it called again? oh yeah, life!”
Read Also:
- shredded as fuck
having high muscle definition, well toned body, aka being ripped in a more aggressive pumped up manner jp : ” danny bra!!!! i’m shredded as f-ck g” danny : ” i’m still bulking bra lmao “
- shrimp nibbler
someone who gives bl-wj-bs to a male with a microp-n-s. she prefers a microp-n-s, she is a shrimp nibbler.
- Slap Ass Friday
a perverted game of tag played on fridays. object is to try and hit as many people’s -sses as possible without getting your -ss slapped. from the outside it looks like a bunch of people running around and screaming live five year olds. girl 1: you know what day it is? girl 2: -slaps girl […]
- slapsterbating
the erotic slapping of the genitals with the intentions to -j-c-l-t-. diedra is in to wild things. her foreplay consists of her partner sensually slapsterbating her cl-torus maximus.
- slayhoed
to totally, utterly, and unequivocally decimate an opponent or person that noob jungle vlad got slayhoed by warwick.