Showcohol


an alcoholic beverage you drink in the shower. if it’s alcoholic and you’re drinking it in the shower, you’re drinking showcohol.
jake: “you wanna see ‘hanna’ in theaters tonight?”
nicole: “ew! no, what? no, gross, oh, no, what? no way, man.”
jake: “how about we just have a showcoholic beverage instead?”
nicole: “oh yeah, i love showcohol!”
jake: “i’ll bring the wine, you pre-heat the shower?”
nicole: “done.”

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