shower babies
jerking off in the shower
i made shower babies the other day when my girlfriend was out of town
when you jack off in the shower and kick the c-m down the drain. better known as creating shower babies
ah sh-t, i got a shower baby on my feet!
when one m-st-rb-t-s in the shower and s-m-n lands on the soap. soon after, a female uses the soap, and becomes pregnant.
my sister had twin shower babies and i don’t know whether to call them nephews or sons.
when a man m-st-rb-t-s in the shower,
this one time at band camp, i was scrubbing my b-lls and before i knew it, i had produced many shower babies.
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