shower gumby
when a person intentionally plays with his wiener to make it seem like he has a bigger-than-normal p-n-s in the locker showers
kid 1: “man did you see the size of richards w-ng? it was m-ssive!”
kid 2: “he doesnt really have that big of a p-n-s, he just gave himself a shower gumby.”
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