Shower Hands
shower hands – adj
used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.
guy 1: aww, sh-t dude. i’ve been washing up for a job and now i can’t roll a doobie for after. f-cking shower hands
guy 2: sucks bro
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