Shower Monster
much like a blanket monster a shower monster is any of the following:
a. a person who is constantly showering
b. a person who uses up all the hot water and leaves others to freeze
c. a person who takes an excessively long time in the shower (a.k.a. bathroom monster)
a. since bill was a germaphobe he was constantly taking showers, this earned him the nick name ‘the shower monster.’
b. when cindy was at camp it seemed as if you was always preceded by a shower monster. not once her entire time there did she get a hot shower.
c. jose’s older sister was such a shower monster that often times she didn’t leave the bathroom until after breakfast.
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