Showering like a rape victim
this is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.
danny: dude…i got with pam last night
eric: pam? you mean 250 pound saggy double d pam?
danny: …yeah man…i was too drunk dude
eric: i bet she loved it man
danny: dude, i was showering like a rape victim this morning.
eric: lol
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