showned


when pr-nounced it sounds similar to clowned. it’s a s-x act originating in east tennessee where a guy goes from one girls r-ct-m to another girls mouth without either of them knowing about the other. in order for it to be completed successfully, the second girl(mouth) has to ask ” why does your d-ck taste funny”.
i get more p-ssy than the pound, so i showned it like i owned it.

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