shpang
a word describing utter confusion, but when youre depressed you are more likely to say it, and you wouldnt jsut randomly call it out, because its just not fun.
person: so, youre not going to millitary school now, thats weird, what happened?
me: ::shrugs:: guess not
person: so why do you seem so sad?
me: shpang. ::frowns::
person: soo…did you want to go see a movie this friday then?
me: ::stares at person weird and surns, slams head onto desk::
(n. adj. adv. v. prn.) shpang: a word that can take on any gramatical form.
w00t! you shpanged em!
dude, you stepped in a major pile of shpang!
my new car is shpangin’!
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