shpanked
there are two possible meanings. the first meaning refers to getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you can no longer stand up straight. the second meaning refers to when somebody has w-nked one out in a nearby outhouse.
person 1: dude, i’m so shpanked right now.
person 2: well no duh, you took a 6 minute keg stand!
person 1: i feel so much better, i just released all of my s-xual tension.
person 2: how did you manage to do that?
person 1: i just went and shpanked one out in that outhouse over there.
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