shpitnit
when you’re at the bar without your girlfriend/wife’s permission, so you come with a code word in case you get caught.
man 1: yeah can i please get a miller lite?
man 2: shpitnit! shpitnit!
man 1: d-mn
(man 1 leaves)
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