shpittle shpiral


the travel of one’s shpit off a balcony in a shpiral pattern that continues in a double-helix-shaped pathway towards the ground.
“guy1: hey man! did you see that?”
“guy2: yeah dude, did your spit travel in a spiral pattern?”
guy1: wow..a shpittle shpiral”

other examples:

“shpittle shpiral compet-tion (proper noun)- a weekly compet-tion, typically sponsored at one’s apartment between roommates, to cause one’s spit to travel in aesthetic patterns off one’s balcony.

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