Shplapp
the sound diarrhea makes what it comes out too fast into the toilet. the sound of your r-ct-m draining of its smelly waist. the sound of chunky splashes falling into a porcelain bowl.
i kept hearing my brother in the bathroom shplapp, and i couldn’t sleep.
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