Shpoop

— n

1. the viscous combination of frothy fecal matter and -n-l lube produced by particularly vigorous acts of -n-l s-x.

2. rothfuss.
bill clinton has a notorious fetish for the frothy shp–p produced by monica lewinski.
a word used by the united (yet scattered) pot smokers to take the place of a “hit” of marijuanna. it can also be said as “shpoppers” for poppers (weed+tobacco), “shbong” as in a bong, or to take the place of any word at all.
1. matt greened after he hit that shp–p.
translation: matt puked after he took that pail.

2. brody brews dirty shp–ps
translation: brody brews creamy pails

3. brandon shp–ped a ginger.
translation: brandon f-cked a ginger.

4. brad shp–ps hard on pails
translation: brad trips out hard while under the influence
a type of bowel movement that causes the shp–per immeasurable physical and emotional trauma. a day ruiner.
“oh man, i just shp–ped all over”
“do you need to go lay down on your stomach?”

“do you want to go eat?”
“no, i shp–ped a few hours ago and i’m just exhausted”

“nick just broke up with his girlfriend, should we go help him?”
“naw man, jake is shp–ping his pants and i think i saw blood, he needs our help!”

“i just shp–ped.”
“let me get you a hemorrhoid pillow and a box of crayons.”
shp–p (sh-p–p)
this word is used to interupt a friend or acquaintances story or conversation. this can be considered a “d-ck-head” move so use with caution and to increase effect procede to walk away immediately after stating the word.
-person a-dude guess what, today i went to the store and i bought…
-person b-shp–p!!!
-person a-wait what.
1.) a word used to describe an unfortunate situation
2.) an insult
1.) “wow, i did not study for our math exam today”

” dude, you are so shp–ped”
2.) “man, you really p-ss me off”

” shut up dude, you’re such a piece of shp–p”