shred the cello
to be someone nerdy, who plays an instrument that isn’t guitar/b-ss/drums. cello is just the word always used, even if the instrument isn’t a cello.
1) oh the redhead said you shred the cello and i’m jello baby
2) “hey i heard peter joined the orchestra!”
“what does he play?”
“i dunno, i guess he’s shredding the cello!”
to make a lesbo c-m
mj can shred the cello within ten minutes of seeing her girlfriend
a four-piece weezer cover band out of liverpool, uk.
a: “who is on the bill at studio tonight?”
b: “a few lipa bands, and some act called ‘shred the cello’…”
a: “never heard them before.”
b: “i believe they play weezer covers.”
a: “okay, sounds cool. so how are your cl-sses going at school?”
b: “not bad, history course is a bit rough though. a lot of studying involved.”
a: “yeah, i know what you mean. i have to study for a physics exam on tuesday.”
b: “good luck, man. sounds hard.”
a: “yeah, cheers dude. i better go get some dinner.”
b: “oh me too, fancy quick chef?”
a: “yeah, go on. let’s get tea.”
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