Shredded Pork
an engorged and puffy pork ring post a climactic round of unlubricated -n-l s-x.
girl i can hardly walk to my desk this morning. luther bent my soapy -ss over in the shower and left me with a towel and shredded pork.
Read Also:
- Kaufmann-Williams Equation
the general attractiveness scale, however improved. you take how hot the girl is /10, and then take how hot she thinks she is /10, and minus the difference. ‘that girl is so hot! easily an 8/10!’ ”nah, she thinks she’s a 10, so using the kaufmann-williams equation she’s only a 6′
- Mad pirate
a mad pirate is when you c-m shot a girl in an eye and then kick her in the shin and then run away so she is limping after you with one eye. kayla was a very mad pirate last night.
- infashionated
adj: infatuated with fashioned if you are a guy, you can only be infashionated if the item has a purpose for you other than being clothes.
- Sheraton's Disorder
eating disorder which involves purging during or after a meal for the sole purpose to eat more. note: there is no body dysmorphia -ssociated with this disorder. paul was just going nuts on the burger buffet, spewed chunks in the corner and went back for round three; i think he might have sheraton’s disorder.
- syler
a huge m-ss of saliva that collects in the mouth he has syler everywhere in his mouth