shredding the cheese


slang for jacking off, jerking off, masturbating, or what ever the h-ll they call it these days…; called this because of the repeated up and down motions
guy 1 “last night i was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty cr-p that comes out!”

guy 2 “why did you jack off so much?”

guy 1 “what the h-ll are you talkin’ about, crakka?”

guy 2 “ohh, i had the wrong impression…”

guy 1 “dude, ur such a f-gbag, go suck a toe!”

guy 2 “wtf?”

guy 1 “jacking off is illegal, i would never break the law!”

guy 2 “no its not! its only illegal on an airplane!”

guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}

guy 2 “you were callin me the f-ggot!”
to cut the cheese many small times in rapid repit-tion.
homey ate somethin’ whack and is now shredding the cheese like machine gun kelly in my benzo!

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