Shrek Bird
a s-xual act involving a minimum of 4 partic-p-nts, one of whom being a girl.
the 3 men occupy the three main orphases and coordinate their movements so to simultaneously -j-c-l-t- ‘filling’ the female instantaneously. thus expanding the female like the bird from shrek in the scene in which fiona sings until the bird expands and explodes.
dude 1: ‘dude, shes fair hot’
dude 2: ‘i reckon we should shrek bird her’
dude 1: ‘ok me, you and who else?
dude 2: ‘how bout garth?’
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