shrek is a homosexual walrus
the term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has s-xual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn’t be messing around with shreks or walruses.
a 9 year old:”did you know that shrek is a h-m-s-xual walrus?!”
his dad:”no you fokin c-nt, get 2 bed roit nao,you cheeky little b-st-rd!”
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