shrek is love shrek is life
pray to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life you’ve been given
and you will find out
it’s never ogre
“shrek is love” i say. “shrek is life”
it hurts so much but i do it for shrek
shrek is love shrek is life
the most beautiful fanfiction of all time.
shrek is love shrek is life is literally my life.
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