shreked
the post-experience of brutal -n-l s-x leaving you b-tthurt but yet satisfied. originated in the youtube video, “shrek is love, shrek is life.”
yo man i just got shreked and my b-tt hurts so much but it was so good
when someone destryos something due to their clumsyness or the size of their bodies.
jeff tripped on the carpet and shreked the entire living room.
to get jacked up or badly damaged
i was shreked after the wave smacked my head of the sand, and left me with scars on my face.
when a person p-sses out at a party drunk or p-sses out first you paint there face or entire body green with any paint marker etc and they wake up looking like they turned into shrek
dude you got shreked last night lets go shrek someone at this party tonight and paint whoever p-sses out first
when your boyfriend’s mouth is so big that when he goes to kiss you he swallows your face
it’s impossible to kiss mike, i get shreked every time!
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