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  often -ssociated with a f-ck boy. someone that’s like a flie. won’t leave you alone and is a silly r-t-rd which makes them annoying and a pr-ck. oh my dayssss. just p-ss off you annoying pr-ck.

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• Minnesota Gas Mask

  when a man is getting a bl-w j-b while laying on his back in bed, and he farts right in her face. gave the ol lady a minnesota gas mask last night

• meme overdose

  when you’re sick and tired of getting a certain meme shoved in your face without your permission, and your palms start to sweat and your skin turns green and you find yourself riding a unicycle that materialized out of middair and only being able to say “oh sh-t waddup” compulsively and uncontrollably. darryl: hey, what […]

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