Shrektile Dysfunction
not having an erection after watching “shrek is love, shrek is life” or really any media that includes shrek.
friend one: “so did you watch shrek is love, shrek is life?”
friend two: “yeah that sh-t was disgusting”
friend one: “c’mon bro, why you gotta have shrektile dysfunction on me”
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