Shrewdie
a shrewie is a morbidly obese male whos is of white, british, gingarian race, their life revolves around punting on football and the very occasional online poker session. 85% of his life is spent sleeping, whilst the other 15% is spread amongst eating & gambling. the name shrewide derives from his inability to win a bet or show any kind profit and is therefore seen as been extremely unshrewd, however sarcasm makes him ‘shrewdie’.
a shrewdie can be often seen wearing an oversized yellow, banana like hoodie, complete with pretruding belly and gypo like trainers.
shrewdie have you done your b-ll-cks in again, how many times have we told you to get a f-cking job…?!?!
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